December 21st: Electric toothbrushes
Electricity is quite a thing.  In a matter of years, I reckon that the mere thought of making anything move that you could get some current to do for you will be laughable to the human race.  I predict that within decades, the internet will have percolated down to some of the higher primates.  Toothbrushes have not been spared this revolution, of course.  I imagine toilet brushes will soon follow.  However, if you are trying to lower your carbon footprint or are just in The Flintstones, a good alternative for an electric toothbrush is a bumblebee with its legs glued to a stick.
 
 
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